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Frequently Given Answers, Dec. 31, 2009

December 31, 2009 – 2:56 pm

The last mailbag of the year… but not the decade. How’s that work? Read more to find out.

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in Frequently Given Answers | Tagged Adam James, Alamo Bowl, Arizona Cardinals, Baltimore Ravens, Carlos Tevez, Cincinnati Bengals, Dallas Cowboys, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Colts, Lubbock, Manny Pacquiao, Mike Leach, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Jets, NFL, NFL Playoffs, Philadelphia Eagles, Redneck Zombies, San Diego Chargers, Smithers, Stephen King, Texas Tech, Washington St., Who Dat, Who Dey | Comments (1)

Words of Fury, With Mad Adam

December 30, 2009 – 12:40 pm

Reason takes the handoff from Accountability… he slips out of Envy’s tackle and stiff-arms Lust and OOOOOOH…. he gets crushed by Mad Adam for a 3 yard loss.

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in Mad Adam | Tagged Alamo Bowl, Buttuxial, Ed Honcho, Florida Gators, Gainesville, Happy New Year, Jeremy Foley, Jim Caldwell, Lebron James, Mad Adam, Mike Leach, New York Times, Orlando Sentinel, Peyton Manning, Pirate-Boy, Texas Tech, The Swamp, Tiger Woods, Tim Tebow, Urban Crier, Urban Meyer | Comments (0)

My 100% Guaranteed 12-Step Program For Going From 3-7 to a Fantasy Championship

December 29, 2009 – 3:32 pm

Ed Honcho’s 12-Step Program For Going From 3-7 to a Fantasy Championship. Yours, for, uh… quite a bit of money!

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in General, Yet Exceptional, Opining | Tagged Alex Smith, Andre Johnson, Anquan Boldin, Atlanta Falcons, Austin Collie, Beanie Wells, Brandon Marshall, Brian Westbrook, Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, DeAngelo Williams, Detroit Lions, Donald Driver, Drew Brees, Ed Honcho, Frank Gore, Fred Jackson, Green Bay Packers, Greg Jennings, Guido the Thumb Crusher, Hakeem Nicks, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jamaal Charles, Jason Witten, Jay Cutler, Jermichael Finley, Jerome Harrison, Jonathan Stewart, Julius Jones, Justin Forsett, Kevin Smith, Kris Brown, Kurt Warner, LaDainian Tomlinson, LeSean McCoy, Mad Adam, Mario Manningham, Marion Barber, Marshawn Lynch, Matt Forte, Mike Sims-Walker, Miles Austin, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Pierre Thomas, Quentin Ganther, Reggie Bush, Reggie Wayne, Rich Kotite, Ricky Williams, Ryan Grant, Shaun Hill, Spencer Havner, St. Louis Rams, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Terrell Owens, the Secret, Vincent Jackson, Wal-Mart, Washington Redskins, YouTube | Comments (2)

The Honcho Awards, Dec. 28, 2009

December 28, 2009 – 6:27 pm

The last Honcho Awards of 2009. I’d be crying, if I did that sort of thing.

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in The Honcho Awards | Tagged Al Horford, Alastair Cook, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Atlanta Hawks, Baron Davis, Big East, Boston Celtics, Brandon Roy, Carolina Panthers, Cesc Fabregas, Cleveland Cavaliers, Denver Nuggets, Devin Ebanks, Devine Banks, dishes, Ed Honcho, Glasgow Rangers, Hibernian, Hibs, Honcho Awards, Indiana Pacers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Jonathan Stewart, Kenny Miller, Kobe Bryant, Kris Boyd, Lexus, Los Angeles Clippers, Los Angeles Lakers, money clip, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, picture frame, Portland Trailblazers, Randy Moss, Rangers, Sacramento Kings, Seton Hall, Socks, Test Cricket, Tito Horford, Tito's Boy, Tom Brady, wallet, West Virginia, X-Mas | Comments (3)

A Christmas Miracle

December 24, 2009 – 1:57 am

Ed Honcho’s twisted take on a classic…

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in General, Yet Exceptional, Opining | Tagged The Night Before Christmas | Comments (1)

Words of Fury, With Mad Adam

December 22, 2009 – 11:14 pm

Be careful with that Mad Adam… you’ll shoot your eye out!

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in Mad Adam | Tagged Al Toon, Bah Humbug, Bernie Kosar, Christmas, Cleveland Browns, Dan Marino, G.I. Joe, Go-Bot Command Center, Hands Across America, Kansas City Chiefs, Ken O'Brien, Kris Kringle, Mark Gastineau, Mark Mosley, New York Jets, Pat Ryan, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rubiks Cube, Santa, Santa Clause, tinker toys, Underoos, Wesley Walker | Comments (11)

Airport Days

December 22, 2009 – 3:34 pm

Ed H_ncho, in th_ airpo_t. Sh_tty int_rn_t c_ver_ge. B_st he c_n do. St_ll gre_t!!

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in General, Yet Exceptional, Opining | Tagged fantasy championship, smoothbore musket, The Battle of Seven Pines | Comments (0)

The Honcho Awards, Dec. 21, 2009

December 21, 2009 – 3:09 am

Ed Honcho gives out Free Money in this week’s Honcho Awards! Come get yours! (Void where prohibited… prohibited everywhere)

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in The Honcho Awards | Tagged Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisberger, Bruins, Catania, Cleveland Browns, Cung Le, Denver Nuggets, Ed Honcho, Green Bay, Houston Rockets, Indiana Pacers, Jerome Harrison, Jonas Gustavvson, Josh Cribbs, Juventus, Kansas City Chiefs, Lakers, Mariano Andujar, Memphis Grizzlies, moustache, OKC Thunder, Robo Kreps, Rocky, Scott Smith, Strikeforce, Torino, Trevor Ariza, Zach Randolph | Comments (1)

The Quest for Sportscenter or: How I Learned to Stop Tackling and Love the Bombastic

December 18, 2009 – 4:56 pm

Conducting a scientific study with Ed Honcho… put that hypothesis back in your pants!

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in General, Yet Exceptional, Opining | Tagged Bunsen burner, Dallas Clark, Ed Honcho, football pants, Indianapolis Colts, jacked-up, Jacksonville Jaguars, Laron Landry, NFL, Ray Lewis, Reggie Nelson, Reggie Wayne, self-breema, tackling | Comments (3)

Answers Given Frequently, Dec. 17, 2009

December 17, 2009 – 5:18 pm

I’ll take “What’s Ed Honcho up to today” for $500, Alex.

By tomorrowwasfun | Posted in Frequently Given Answers | Tagged Alex, Alex Trebek, Ape Tit, Aston Villa, Bret Michaels, Brett Favre, Brewers, Canadiens, Canucks, carbon, Chelsea, chromosome, Cowboys, Dolphins, Fred Taylor, fullerene, Goldschlager, Houston Texans, Islanders, Jeopardy, Joleon Lescott, Jose Mourinho, Kolo Toure, Larry Johnson, Los Angeles Lakers, Manchester City, Maple Leafs, Mark Hughes, Memphis Grizzlies, mint julep, NBA, neutron, New Orleans Jazz, Packers, Phillies, quasar, Ray Rice, Rebels, Richard Dunne, Rockies, Ronnie Brown, Saints, University of Texas, Utah Jazz, Wayne Bridge, Yankees | Comments (1)

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